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The Worst Pop Singer Ever. Why, exactly, is Billy Joel so bad?
Slate ^ | Jan 23, 2009 | Ron Rosenbaum

Posted on 01/24/2009 9:21:17 PM PST by SeekAndFind

This may seem an odd moment to bring up the subject of Billy Joel. But the recent death of the painter Andrew Wyeth revived a long-standing debate over whether his art is respectable or merely sentimental schlock. (Say it: good or bad?) It got me to thinking about the question of value in art and whether there are any absolute standards for judging it. It indicates the question is still alive, not relegated to irrelevance by relativism.

And then I picked up The Art Instinct, a new book by Denis Dutton, the curator of the Arts & Letters Daily Web site. The book strives valiantly to find a basis for judging the value of art from the perspective of evolutionary psychology; in it, Dutton argues that a certain kind of artistic talent offered a competitive advantage in the Darwinian struggle for survival.

Which brings me to Billy Joel—the Andrew Wyeth of contemporary pop music—and the continuing irritation I feel whenever I hear his tunes, whether in the original or in the multitude of elevator-Muzak versions. It is a kind of mystery: Why does his music make my skin crawl in a way that other bad music doesn't? Why is it that so many of us feel it is possible to say Billy Joel is—well—just bad, a blight upon pop music, a plague upon the airwaves more contagious than West Nile virus, a dire threat to the peacefulness of any given elevator ride, not rock 'n' roll but schlock 'n' roll?

I'm reluctant to pick on Billy Joel. He's been subject to withering contempt from hipster types for so long that it no longer seems worth the time. Still, the mystery persists: How can he be so bad and yet so popular for so long? He's still there.

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To: cva66snipe
Go to thetravelingwilburys dot com, click on video, and click End of the line.

Excellent. I remember the song, but didn't know the group.

121 posted on 01/25/2009 12:58:35 AM PST by Doe Eyes
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To: Doe Eyes

It’s one of the few groups I have a DVD of. The DVD more or less tells how the group was formed etc. Just some friends sitting around playing among other things Ukes. A Wilbury was a noise they would hear in their amp systems that’s what they called the noise. LOL


122 posted on 01/25/2009 1:32:53 AM PST by cva66snipe ($.01 The current difference between the DEM's and GOP as well as their combined worth to this nation)
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To: Lizavetta
Jackson Browne and John Cougar Mellendingle or whatever the hell his name is.....now, they suck.

I am not a fan of either's politics (I can't believe that almost thirty years of safety after Three Mile Island, Browne's still against nuclear energy), but they have had their shining moments.

Mellencamp's breakthrough Cougar-era track "I Need a Lover" is IMHO one of the greatest pop-rock songs ever (the album cut has the terrific intro). Magnificent drumming. And what lonely man hasn't dreamed of "some woman to thrill me, and then go away"? (Remember, this was written at least fifteen years before AOL.) Jackson Browne's "Running On Empty" was my favorite all-time song for years, and to think that was a live recording.

Where is David Lindley nowadays? He is missed.

123 posted on 01/25/2009 1:41:50 AM PST by L.N. Smithee (Yes, I am black. No, It's NOT wonderful. No, I'm NOT proud of him. No, I DON'T want any Kool-Aid.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
Maybe there is something wrong with Christie Brinkley.

Brinkley had two next husbands and one before husband. There's something wrong with Brinkley. That being said, I'm not a Joel fan. Never got the whole Springsteen thing either.

124 posted on 01/25/2009 1:42:56 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: cva66snipe

Now Roy is a legend. A personal favorite. Seemed like a great guy too.


125 posted on 01/25/2009 1:45:43 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: SeekAndFind

When did it become so trendy to hate Billy Joel? The guy’s an excellent musician.


126 posted on 01/25/2009 1:45:59 AM PST by Junior_G
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To: cva66snipe

Two of my favorite Beatles’ tunes are Harrison songs.


127 posted on 01/25/2009 1:48:18 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom
Now Roy is a legend. A personal favorite. Seemed like a great guy too.

Yea I grew up listening to his music. There's not been another voice like his. A lot of the older music is coming back. Amazon has some good downloads. Draw back for me is I'm on dial up and not by choice. Sometimes the downloads play right other times not. I have about 15 or more milk crates of albums I'm wanting to replace with buying CD's. A lot of it real hard to find. Right now second hand music stores are my friend.

128 posted on 01/25/2009 1:56:22 AM PST by cva66snipe ($.01 The current difference between the DEM's and GOP as well as their combined worth to this nation)
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To: cva66snipe
There's not been another voice like his.

Definitely one of a kind. Hard to believe he's been gone 20 years now. Doesn't seem that long.

129 posted on 01/25/2009 2:04:10 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: SeekAndFind
Billy Joel became popular in the 70s, when he wrote for teenagers --"Only the Good Die Young". Great song, huh? But I must say, having seen both of them in concert, it's a tossup whether Billy Joel or Barry Manilow is the best performer. I'm not a huge fan of their music, either, esp. Barry, but both are wonderful in concert. Barry still might not be worth $300 in Vegas, however. If you hate Billy Joel, Listen to this all the way through. I did tonight, for the first time in a long time.
130 posted on 01/25/2009 2:25:22 AM PST by malkee (Actually I'm an ex-smoker--two and a half years-- But I think about it every day.)
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To: null and void; irishtenor
Wait a minute - doesn't a Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Pete Seeger concert sound like fun! ( the ultimate shudder inducing thought. Maybe throw in Joan Biaz as well )
131 posted on 01/25/2009 2:47:48 AM PST by warsaw44
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To: Revolting cat!

I secretly love Barry Manilow!! It’s great music to torture friends and relatives with... for instance, next time you want to drive someone insane, sing CopaCabana at different times throughout your evening. Not the entire song, but a few lines here and there... You will both be rolling laughing or at least have them begging for mercy!!!! Also, after much experience with this over the years, I’ve found some of his other hits like Mandy, I Write the Songs and Daybreak are good for the same purpose... LOL


132 posted on 01/25/2009 3:07:47 AM PST by montesquieu
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To: SeekAndFind

I can’t stand stick-up-the-butt, pretentious “music critics” like this. Back in the Dark Ages, when I went to North Texas State, all my friends in the jazz program used to roll their eyes at guys like this who wrote for Rolling Stone and obviously knew nothing about music but just filled their columns with arrogant jabber about politics and sociology. Billy Joel is one of the best pop songwriters of the past 40 years, and he’s written more great songs that most people don’t even know (”Summer Highland Falls,” “The Entertainer,” “Root Beer Rag”) than most major artists have had hits. If you can hum me the “melody” of even one #1 hit by Mariah Carey, then you can tell me that Billy Joel is not talented. I think jerks like this are just furious that Billy nailed them so well in what may be my all-time favorite song of his: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErPywgiMb4k


133 posted on 01/25/2009 3:17:14 AM PST by HHFi
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To: SeekAndFind

This writer has never listened to any of Billy’s work done before his bad 80’s hits. His live album ‘Songs In The Attic’ is a must have live album.


134 posted on 01/25/2009 4:09:44 AM PST by Jackknife (Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)
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To: SeekAndFind

Michael Bolton?


135 posted on 01/25/2009 4:14:32 AM PST by bricklayer
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To: SeekAndFind

Compared to the talentless hacks of today’s pop music scene, Billy Joel is a Titan.

According to RIAA, Joel is in the top 6 of all time album sales with almost 80 million, so he’s doing OK. Only two other solo performers have more album sales than Joel and that’s Elvis Presley and Garth Brooks.


136 posted on 01/25/2009 4:15:35 AM PST by WildWeasel
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To: GATOR NAVY
Make it stop make it stop for the love of god make it stoooooooooop......*sob*

Ok, here's the cure.

137 posted on 01/25/2009 4:23:48 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: LucyJo
Bruce Springsteen is probably a better example of an insufferable pop star writing cliche-ridden inauthentic songs that purport to be from "the common man" but since he's a media darling, I can see why they are picking on Billy Joel instead. If only Billy did an Obama fund-raiser, maybe they'd have left him alone and moved on to Phil Collins.

But the writer mostly hits home with this piece on Billy Joel. Recently heard a couple of his mid-80s songs on the radio recently, "Pressure" and "You've Got A Way". Awful cringe-inducing stuff.

138 posted on 01/25/2009 4:27:47 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 38 days away from outliving John F. Kennedy)
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To: karibdes

Piano man and Italian Restaurant for me!


139 posted on 01/25/2009 4:29:29 AM PST by freebird5850 (O-Bomb-a, the sleeper cell that slipped by all of us.)
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To: L.N. Smithee
There are people who have been laughed off American Idol auditions that could outsing Woody Guthrie with socks in their mouths.

Ouch.

140 posted on 01/25/2009 4:42:28 AM PST by Mojave (Own a pit bull; own the consequences.)
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