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FR Gun Club: Stupid Gun Mistakes EVERY Writer Makes
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Posted on 01/22/2009 8:28:18 AM PST by Petruchio

I made a partial list below (I'm sure Duane Thomas can add to it) of dumb things I see in novels and comics and movies in the area of firearms. A few of these (for dramatic license) I make myself. But they're still dumb.

THE SILENCED REVOLVER If you're dumb enough to put a silencer on a revolver then you'll discover that all the noise you hoped to suppress will escape from around the cylinder. See, an automatic is a sealed system allowing gas to vent only from the end of the barrel. So all your sound is coming from the barrel as well. A revolver is not sealed. There's a gap twixt the cylinder and the barrel where they meet. This gap allows the cylinder to turn. It also allows gas and noise to escape.

THE "EMPTY" AUTOMATIC We've all seen the scene where on adversary has the drop on another at the end of a gunfight. One guy holds out an automatic to the other guy's head, says a take away line ("This is where the rubber meets the road, scumbag.) and then…click. The gun's empty! Well, when an automatic has fired its last cartridge the slide atop the action locks back. They would both know the gun was empty. At the same time the firing mechanism locks back as well so no "click". If you need to have a scene like this make sure your character's armed with a revolver.

THE SUPER ACCURATE SNIPER SCOPE This one's common. I do it myself but only because most audiences don't understand how bullets track. It's the scene where we're looking through the sniper's scope and the crosshairs land on the intended quarry square on his or her head. There it is the president, the Queen mum, the guy who made it off of Survivor island and the posts are placed right on their kissers. This might work if the sniper was standing thirty yards away. But the problem is that bullets don't fire in a flat, straight line. The longer a bullet is in flight the slower it begins to travel and the more it loses altitude. This is called "the drop". A sniper must take into account the drop, the temperature, barometric pressure and wind direction and velocity when lining up a money shot. So, over a long distance you want to have your crosshairs above the target. If all is right under God's heavens then the bullet will then "drop" where you want it. I cover this one by having my shooters mention this aspect of long range sniping. And never aim for the head. You want a "center shot" or chest shot.

"THE CORDITE THICK AS FOG." Man, did I feel dumb about five years ago when Larry Hama went on a rant about this common gaffe. Everyone at one time or another mentions the "cordite stink" of gunsmoke in their stories. But it turns out that cordite was a chemical ingredient in gunpowder for only a very short time in the late 19th Century. So, unless you're writing about Highlanders fighting their way down the Khyber this one is a major boo-boo. I don't know who immortalized this error. Probaly a yellow journalist back then. It entered the lexicon of cliches next to "grieving loved ones" and "armed conflict" that are in every reporters bag o' cliches. I cringe now when I see even writers I admire refer to cordite.

KER-CHAK! We've all seen this one. The good or bad guy had been holding a shotgun on his opposite number for a while and, just for dramatic emphasis, racks back the pump to chamber a shell. Loud Ker-Chak! Then a take-away line. "Be sure to say 'hi' to your mama when you get to Hell!" This is very cool and dramatic and I do love that sound effect. But what this actually means is that the character has been threatening everyone with a gun that has no chambered round. If he pulled the trigger nothing would happen.

SHOOTING SIDEWAYS Your gangstas just have to be different. So they aim their handguns sideways and hunch over and kind of glare along their arm in lieu of actually aiming. In fact, when they do this their eyes aren't even looking at the site but at their victim. Intimidating your intended victims is all well and good. But it comes to naught if, when you finally start busting caps, you miss the other guy by six city blocks. There's a reason we hold guns vertically. It's a more natural pose considering that the barrel of a gun is going to leap up and back when each round goes off. It's a lot easier to lower that site back to it's original position than it is to go searching for them over a 180 degree radius. Ever see Davey Crockett hold his flintlock sideways? This way is just plain dumb.

THE STARSKY AND HUTCH WALL SLIDE This one's common. The cops are in a bunch with handguns held in both hands, barrels pointed skyward and arms tight to their chests as they sideways-slide along a wall down a hallway toward the lair of some badguys. The problem with this is, that when the shooting starts, plater walls do not a bunker make. Also, in a real life gunbattle, bullets bounce, tumble and tend to track along flat surfaces like walls and floors. In real life, cops blast off a few shots and hunt for substantial cover. From this cover they shout out dire threats of retribution until the bad guys give up, run away or are determined to have died in the first hail of gunfire. If you read enough police reports about firefights those hoods pumped to the double and triple digits with lead begin to make sense. The only way to even the odds in a gunfight is to take the other guy down in a hurry in the first few seconds of the fight.

"LOOKS LIKE A NINE OR A THIRTY EIGHT" The detective shows up at the homicide scene. Takes one glance at the bulletholes in the victim and pronounces the exact caliber of the murder weapon. Maybe, I say maybe, if the victim was a piece of plywood you could do this. But a bullethole in a person quickly fills with fluid and the area around it swells. All of this masks the true size of the bullethole. Even if you were good enough to tell the diameter of the various calibers of bullets at a glance (which would be difficult if you were looking at their exact diameters drawn on a piece of paper.) that talent would be useless on a fresh corpse.


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To: smokingfrog
Al has some of the best lines.

Just him answering the satellite phone, in one scene, was hilarious.

The movie, like the book, is pretty far-fetched, but they seem to get away with it.

The opening scenes where great. Don't miss 'em.

A later scene (from head on) of a cannonball arcing in very realistic appearing trajectory was great, too.

I read that Cussler didn't like the movie's rendition of his book---and that there were lawsuits. Otherwise, if one could pick up a copy of the movie (particularly from the bargain bin) by all means, don't hesitate if you collect action movies.

81 posted on 01/22/2009 11:17:45 AM PST by BlueDragon (the beatings will continue until morale improves!)
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To: Petruchio

THE SUPER ACCURATE SNIPER SCOPE ...where we’re looking through the sniper’s scope and the crosshairs land on the intended quarry square on his or her head. ... This might work if the sniper was standing thirty yards away. But the problem is that bullets don’t fire in a flat, straight line. The longer a bullet is in flight the slower it begins to travel and the more it loses altitude. This is called “the drop”....


Sorry, but if the quarry is within a couple hundred yards, the shot can be within inches of the same aiming point regardless of distance. Moreover, scopes have adjustment knobs that allow you to compensate for bullet drop over any known distance.


82 posted on 01/22/2009 11:17:45 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Guns don't kill people. Criminals and the governments that create them kill people.)
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To: domenad
You probably want to pay a visit to this site.

Be forewarned that there are very graphic images of both the entrance and exit wounds.

83 posted on 01/22/2009 11:26:54 AM PST by An Old Man (Use it up, Wear it out, Make it do, or Do without.)
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To: Kimmers

I’ve thought about getting one of those - I assumed the
slide locked back after the last round.

It’s not a deciding point for me, it’s just odd that I
made that assumption.

How do you like the TomCat?
The size of it seems like a big plus.


84 posted on 01/22/2009 11:33:49 AM PST by Verbosus
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To: Kimmers

I’ve thought about getting one of those - I assumed the
slide locked back after the last round.

It’s not a deciding point for me, it’s just odd that I
made that assumption.

How do you like the TomCat?
The size of it seems like a big plus.


85 posted on 01/22/2009 11:33:49 AM PST by Verbosus
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To: bmwcyle

The corrolary. They never enter a store to buy ammo nor do you see them with a backup supply of ammor for long firefights.


86 posted on 01/22/2009 11:35:26 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then mine are defective.)
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To: Doomonyou

If the rifle had been one of Mingos, the scope had probably been sighted in for that rifle. A good set of detachable mounts and the scope might maintain zero. To Joes credit, he did adjust the parallax so his target had been focused. Besides he had just recently ‘killed a mule deer south of Manero’ on the Jucarilla Reservation, and thus was probably a pretty good long range shooter.


87 posted on 01/22/2009 11:40:00 AM PST by xone
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To: Uncle Miltie

i like the magic shot patterns
one shot at 3’ will give you a really cool pattern about 18” across on a wall, but the next shot will pattern less than 4” at 100 yards and kill instantly.


88 posted on 01/22/2009 1:07:05 PM PST by absolootezer0 (thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“The corrolary. They never enter a store to buy ammo nor do you see them with a backup supply of ammor for long firefights.”

Except in “Last Man Standing” where there’s a scene where Bruce Willis’ character is loading a PILE of 1911 magazines from a box of ammo. The rest of the movie is a little bad for the never-ending magazines, but at least they show him changing them, and loading them in the first place.


89 posted on 01/22/2009 1:11:49 PM PST by Mr Inviso
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To: Mr Inviso

didn’t he have a .38 super in that? that changes the capacity a lot.


90 posted on 01/22/2009 1:19:09 PM PST by absolootezer0 (thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
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To: absolootezer0

“didn’t he have a .38 super in that? that changes the capacity a lot”

I’d have to look at it again, but even still, you only gain maybe 3 rounds in a .38 Super single-stack magazine.


91 posted on 01/22/2009 1:27:02 PM PST by Mr Inviso
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To: absolootezer0; Mr Inviso

That's not a super. The govt model in Super .38 held 9+1.

92 posted on 01/22/2009 1:31:15 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: All

http://www.imfdb.org/index.php?title=Main_Page

The Internet Movie Firearms Database...very cool site.


93 posted on 01/22/2009 1:32:36 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Looks like a .45 to me. And I didnt even have to get out my DVD. Thanks.


94 posted on 01/22/2009 1:44:11 PM PST by Mr Inviso
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To: Colonel Kangaroo; Petruchio
THE SILENCED REVOLVER

In the otherwise entertaining 1958 movie The Lineup, the hitman played by Eli Wallach wielded a revolver with a silencer. But in Hollywood revolvers with silencers work!

FYI

Actually, back in WWII, IIRC, the OSS used silenced Dan Wesson's. In case you're not familiar, the Dan Wesson revolvers have threaded, interchangeable barrels. Both ends are actually threaded because the barrel is drawn tight and suspended between the frame and the end of the shroud. This gives added stability to the barrel and aids in accuracy. It also allows you to make a very tight space of 006 (and possibly less) between barrel and cylinder.

One of the reasons the DW was chosen.

95 posted on 01/22/2009 1:46:25 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Mr Inviso

Yep, the Super looks like a 9 in the govt model. I’m nery partial to the lightweight commander in super .38, with a CMC 10 round magazine and CorBon 125 grain 1450 fps, it’s lighter than a Smith 19 4 inch with almost twice the capacity, and kicks like a 9mm.


96 posted on 01/22/2009 1:49:48 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: AFreeBird

Dan Wesson revolvers entered production in 1970. He left S&W after it was sold to Bangor Punta in 1965.


97 posted on 01/22/2009 1:54:11 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Well $#!t. I stand corrected. Although I could have sworn that I had heard that on a documentary, History Channel or some such many many moons ago. Can't recall the focus of the show now, guns of WWII or the OSS. Doesn't matter. But since I have a DW, my ears picked it up and filed it away. Anyway they mentioned using a silencer on said weapon (maybe it just sounded like Dan Wesson) for the reasons I mentioned.

Of course maybe I heard correctly but the show had it wrong. Personally, I like the latter. It means my brain cells aren't aging that badly - yet.

98 posted on 01/22/2009 2:51:55 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Petruchio

Nagant pistol can use a silencer. It moves the cylinder forward to meet the barrel. You can see this on youtube.

Bought one a few weeks back just for the hell of it. Nice price, and an interesting gun.


99 posted on 01/22/2009 3:14:21 PM PST by xmission (www.iwilldefendtheconstitution.com)
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To: agere_contra

Alex, I’d like to answer that Jeopardy question....”Who is Vince Foster?”

Correct! Next category please!


100 posted on 01/22/2009 4:56:11 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (GET OFF MY LAWN)
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