LOL. One time I DID dress in the dark. Had to be on a telephone deposition at work at 6:00 am and didn’t want to wake my husband. I got to work and about an hour later realized I had on two different colored shoes! I deserved a fashion citation that day (bless my heart).
I went around showing everybody all day to give them a laugh.
Oh, and yes, I confess, I think this might be in my closet: