[just deserts]

Please add me to the ping list. Drapes, upholstery, bedspread, now drop cloth.

One word pretty much sums up her wardrobe:

gaudy
–adjective, gaud⋅i⋅er, gaud⋅i⋅est.
1. cheaply showy in a tasteless way; flashy.
2. ostentatiously ornamented; garish.

[GOP_Lady]

You are added, just deserts! :-)