I need help being a suck-up

Me | 01/20/2009 | Glenn

[Glenn]

I need to suck-up to my boss.

He is a scotch drinker. I know nothing about scotch.

What can I purchase for him that will really impress him?

[Glenn]

Two votes for Macallan. Thanks!

[Glenn]

Gratsi, GOP_Lady. Duly recorded on my shopping list.

[ikka]

Macallan 18 years old. Or Glen Rothes (tougher to find).

[Fintan]

I drink Irish whiskey.

What’s “Scotch”???

[USMCPOP]

Get him a bottle of Glenfiddich. Last time I drank a half bottle of that (stolen of course) as a 15 year old kid, I was ill and out of commission for 3 days. You might get brownie points and a long weekend. He’ll never notice.

[GBA]

Ask questions. Does he prefer a single malt? Why? Etc.

[GOP_Lady]

I'll pass on your thanks now to my hubby, the great GOP_Harley_Guy. He's right here with me on the couch. We're listening to Rush Limbaugh's show today.

[Glenn]

Ask questions.

Won't that show weakness? What if he replies with a more esoteric scotch question?

[ALASKA]

Depends what you want to spend, but Oban is an incredible single-malt......

[Glenn]

Oban

Sounds expensive. Thanks for the tip!

[Doohickey]

[Paladin2]

"too much smoke and peat"

I didn't think that was possible. Cut with branch water if it's a problem for you.

[Glenn]

Cardinals fan?

[ffusco]

Any single malt that beginns with Glenn..... can’t miss.

Just don’t say anything about rich, peaty goodness. :)

[ffusco]

Any single malt that begins with Glenn..... can’t miss.

Just don’t say anything about rich, peaty goodness. :)

[svcw]

No you don’t. How about being the best employee.

[sheana]

Nothing says you know your scotch like a bottle of Pinch.
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/more_info.php?item_id=1573

[AppyPappy]

Programmers don’t suck up

Project leaders suck up

[ffusco]

Old Crow?!?!?

[sniper63]

My apologies I snagged the wrong reply button.

Sorry