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I need help being a suck-up
Me | 01/20/2009 | Glenn

Posted on 01/20/2009 5:35:07 PM PST by Glenn

I need to suck-up to my boss.

He is a scotch drinker. I know nothing about scotch.

What can I purchase for him that will really impress him?


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KEYWORDS: scotch
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Plumbing the well of Freeper Knowledge.
1 posted on 01/20/2009 5:35:08 PM PST by Glenn
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To: Glenn

A bowling ball? From a T-Shirt: “My drinking team has a bowling problem”


2 posted on 01/20/2009 5:36:28 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Today is just another day we fight to take back our country from the socialist fools.)
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To: Glenn

What did you do to piss him off?


3 posted on 01/20/2009 5:37:26 PM PST by rickmichaels (I'm going to puke.)
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To: Glenn

Any would do... just don’t have it on your breath when you give it to him. LOL .. Afterward, however...


4 posted on 01/20/2009 5:38:27 PM PST by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's "1984" .. to Conservatives - a WARNING, to Liberals - a TEXTBOOK)
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To: Glenn

“I need help being a suck-up”

Well.........you started out good!


5 posted on 01/20/2009 5:38:31 PM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: rickmichaels
What did you do to piss him off?

Nothing. I just need to jockey for position.

6 posted on 01/20/2009 5:38:36 PM PST by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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To: rickmichaels

The cheapest stuff you can find and then grovel.


7 posted on 01/20/2009 5:38:40 PM PST by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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To: Glenn

Macallan. Go for the 20 year single malt.


8 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:03 PM PST by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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Take a page from the Lindsay Graham playbook. Lindsay is the biggest suck up in America and will do things to curry favor with the Dems that even some Dems won’t do. This of course will mean you have to say and do things that you would be ashamed of in the sober state, and your friends will eventually leave you. The point is, if you want to suck up to your boss, you may be the one that needs to drink the Scotch.


9 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:17 PM PST by Sir Clancelot
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To: Glenn

Chivas Regal.Mind number of choice for Kennedy klan.


10 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:17 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Glenn

Scotch, is a mans drink if you know nothing of Scotch go forth and educate yourself.


11 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:22 PM PST by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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Single malt, as old as you can afford. There are some that are sort of “boutique-ish” and peculiar; Laphroiag springs to mind, too much smoke and peat. Stick with tried and true, such as Macallan.


12 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:54 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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The cheapest stuff you can find and then grovel.

I don't grovel very well. It'd be easier to spend the dough.

13 posted on 01/20/2009 5:40:54 PM PST by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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To: Glenn

I’m partial to Glenfiddich, myself. Also recommend “the Balvanie Doublewood”.


14 posted on 01/20/2009 5:41:28 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Sir Clancelot

Well said, Bravo.


15 posted on 01/20/2009 5:41:56 PM PST by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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To: Glenn

“Old Sheep Dip” single malt scotch. Excellent whiskey and a fun name.

“Whisky is the traditional drink of British farmers, and in certain parts of the country it is affectopmately known as “Sheep Dip’. From that custom comes the name of our Malt Whisky. This whisky, distilled traditionally by pot still in the Highlands of Scotland, is an eight year old malt of the very hightest quality and excellence. “

http://www.sendwine.com/id107616list35product.html


16 posted on 01/20/2009 5:41:59 PM PST by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: Glenn

It’s easy... Just watch some of these freepers around here the SECOND Jim Robinson posts on a thread !!


17 posted on 01/20/2009 5:42:06 PM PST by sit-rep
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Scotch, is a mans drink

You are posting to a man who has had a case of beer in his entire life.

Woe is me.

18 posted on 01/20/2009 5:42:30 PM PST by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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To: Glenn

I’d say to hell with that.Let your boss by his own Liquor,or invite him out for a drink.Than you’ll see what he likes.


19 posted on 01/20/2009 5:42:30 PM PST by puppypusher (The world is going to the dogs.)
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Hubby, the great GOP_Harley_Guy, says Glen Deveron, which is a really strong single malt scotch.
20 posted on 01/20/2009 5:42:38 PM PST by GOP_Lady
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