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I need help being a suck-up
Me | 01/20/2009 | Glenn

Posted on 01/20/2009 5:35:07 PM PST by Glenn

I need to suck-up to my boss.

He is a scotch drinker. I know nothing about scotch.

What can I purchase for him that will really impress him?


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KEYWORDS: scotch
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To: Glenn

BTW — I forgot to mention the ultimate level of malt whisky tasting/consumption: joining the Malt Whisky Society:

http://www.smwsa.com/

The taste of malt bottled in “cask strength” and then cut with water in your glass is different and more complex than whisky that has been cut to 43% alcohol (aka “proof”) and bottled. “Cask strength” whisky is about 60 to 70% alcohol and must be cut with some water in your glass to “open it up” and make the “nose” come out.


121 posted on 01/20/2009 11:14:09 PM PST by NVDave
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To: NVDave
"Both will leave you stinking of flaming peat moss the day afterwards."

You don't know what you are talking about.

Suggestion: See a good gastroenterologist ........ that leaves more 'vulin for me. ;D

122 posted on 01/21/2009 4:55:23 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: sit-rep

LOL! No kidding.


123 posted on 01/21/2009 6:16:27 AM PST by Constitution Day (Big Brotha Is Watching You)
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To: Glenn
What can I purchase for him that will really impress him?

I've met your boss and he's a lecherous old fool. Get him a night with a hooker.........(and secretly take pictures).

He'll be your friend forever and you'll likely get a promotion.

124 posted on 01/21/2009 6:22:11 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..Now we don't know where he is.)
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To: Glenn

Did you get the email I sent?


125 posted on 01/21/2009 7:35:31 AM PST by SampleMan (Community Organizer: What liberals do when they run out of college, before they run out of Marxism.)
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To: Glenn

“I don’t grovel very well. It’d be easier to spend the dough.”

lol! I love your attitude! GMTA.

Single malt Scotch. I usually buy the 20-40 year old range and spend between $60-$120. I don’t have a favorite but you can always go to a better liquor store that can help guide you. I usually give Scotch as gifts for the hosts at those “executive retreats” some larger companies put on. Usually they either take them home or open them during the nightly festivities.


126 posted on 01/21/2009 8:29:10 AM PST by CodeToad
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To: Glenn
Try looking here
127 posted on 01/21/2009 8:37:15 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Glenn
Oh, wow! I can help!

Oh,wait...you said "suck up." I thought you said "sock up."

Never mind. ;-)

128 posted on 01/21/2009 8:39:14 AM PST by Allegra
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To: Daffynition

Dude, it isn’t just me. I’ve consumed bottles (plural) of the stuff in rooms full of Scots who liked it.

The next day, we were all (more than 12 of us) PNG at the office.


129 posted on 01/21/2009 10:32:51 AM PST by NVDave
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To: NVDave
All I can say is PFFFFFFFFFT. Then I can assume that you'll be avoiding it ...which is a great. For a while it was really hard to find b/c the Japanese "discovered" it and the Islay supply was going to Hong Kong and beyond. I mean seriously hard to find. Since it takes so long for production to ramp up, with you not liking it .......from my POV ... that's a good thang. Cheers. ;D
130 posted on 01/21/2009 1:11:45 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Daffynition

No, I don’t avoid any of the Islay malts.

The only malt I now avoid is Macallan. It is a serious disappointment since the Japanese took it over and tried to substitute a gas chromatograph for a sniffer’s nose.


131 posted on 01/21/2009 1:17:39 PM PST by NVDave
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To: NVDave

Leave the gas chromatography to the perfume makers .......... and the Lagavulin to me. ;)


132 posted on 01/21/2009 5:12:33 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: DustyMoment

Yes you give really bad advice, I agree.


133 posted on 01/21/2009 7:26:31 PM PST by Dinsdale
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To: Dinsdale
Yes you give really bad advice, I agree.

Wowsers, that's a knee-slapper, alright!!

134 posted on 01/21/2009 8:11:32 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: Glenn
You can not go wrong with this choice:

135 posted on 01/22/2009 3:18:04 PM PST by Uri’el-2012 (Psalm 78:35 And they remembered that God was their ROCK, And the Most High God their Redeemer.)
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To: NVDave
Thanks Dave, nice write up. I have no where near your experience with scotch and you have provided a nice summary. I was trying to remember Craggenmore and Glenmoragie; I like them both. I'll have to try Bowmore.

I know what you mean about Glenfiddich - it was one of the first I tried, and will do in a bar since it is usually as good as they have, but after I started trying the better stuff it comes up lacking. I get a martini instead when I am away from home.

Can you provide your opinion of Oban? I would rather my son spend well if he is going to buy me a bottle. Thanks

136 posted on 01/22/2009 8:31:44 PM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: 70times7

Oban is a very nice malt. No complaints whatsoever about Oban. A very attractive package, too.

There are many more malts than the ones I’ve listed - there are perhaps a dozen malts that we cannot get here in the US in any other way than joining the Malt Whisky Society.

If there’s anything I can help with about malts, please just ask. I’m not an expert, and I just know what I like, but there is no spirit I like more than single malt. I figure there’s no point in going through life drinking crappy spirits, so I’ll drink less but buy high quality stuff. There’s also no point in using slow computers, sleeping with cranky women or owning unreliable cars or inaccurate rifles. ;-)


137 posted on 01/23/2009 8:10:22 AM PST by NVDave
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