all ya'll other Bendy's 'Gang of Hos & Yos' members! Glad to see you one and all! Do even ask... 
about my shades--
'cause... 
I'll let you see why!
Now, last night... 
I was thinking we'd need more beer at hand today.
So, boys and gals... 
I went to Building a Bender Brewing Unit!
And this morning I finished building... 
a brewery in my innards!
So ya'll all grab... 
your very own bottle--
And fill it up... 
and YES! Yes, it does give me a cheap thrill!
Now, a Stealers-Iggles, all PA Super bowl... 
certainly scares the crap out of me!
So, forgive me, big, Go Dirty Birds... 
and you Redarsed Birds, ya'll go, too!
Bender! For the last time, please... 
stop calling me "Shirley!"
