Curses! Foiled again!
I think the MSM spin will be: “See, we are only a few days away from The Messiah’s acension and already miracles are happening...”
We're not using the Bush-Cheney Evil Empire to keep people in a state of fear. How quaint!! We've done that for years, and it's worked to perfection. Now for [insert evil cackle] the next phase...
We're using the Bush-Cheney Evil Empire so that BushCo can declare martial law and not relinquish control of the government to Obama.
Check your right wing secret decoder ring... it may be mis-calibrated.