Will you get 72 virgins for martyring yourself here?
Boy, I sure hope not. Besides, I think committing suicide online doesn't get you any points unless you take some digital infidels with you. I'd have to get some of you folks banned along with me in order to earn so much as a goldfish in the Islamic Online Afterlife...
Even if I've avoided being banned, I am probably now under a fatwah. Thanks a lot, ZX12R :-)