1 posted on
01/15/2009 2:30:25 PM PST by
BGHater
To: BGHater
Well there is still plenty of reports of dogs, horses and birds that seemed to indicate that they knew something was coming.. who knows?
2 posted on
01/15/2009 2:32:28 PM PST by
Mmogamer
(<This space for lease>)
To: BGHater
Does this study taking into account for cow-tipping?
3 posted on
01/15/2009 2:32:53 PM PST by
truemiester
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To: BGHater
5 posted on
01/15/2009 2:35:01 PM PST by
bmwcyle
(I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
To: BGHater
I don’t know if this is satire or not. However, why cows? I think dogs or birds may be more sensitive to changes in nature...
7 posted on
01/15/2009 2:35:21 PM PST by
paudio
(Conservatism is a word with various meanings. To win, we need unified issue and message.)
To: BGHater
They actually don’t know that there’s a quake until they feel the earth mooove.
8 posted on
01/15/2009 2:38:40 PM PST by
Jaxter
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
To: BGHater
Maybe they are annoyed at having their owners taxed for flatulence.
9 posted on
01/15/2009 2:44:12 PM PST by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: BGHater
thereby thwarting any possibility of deploying bovine imminent earthquake detectors in seismic hotspots.
Bovine imminent earthquake detectors. I need a grant...
10 posted on
01/15/2009 2:44:48 PM PST by
allmost
To: BGHater
We were three miles from the epicenter of the Northridge quake in 1994, and our cat sat in his “safe spot” the entire day before and would not move even to eat. He did it once before, too, so we knew a bad one was coming.
To: BGHater
Well, I’m glad we answered that important question. I wonder if ants can detect earthquakes? Maybe we need to spend another few hundred thousand researching that.
To: BGHater
Cows can't detect earthquakesPenguins can time-travel though. I've heard "various reports of numerous incidents."
Although, it may have been the same incident happening at multiple times, considering.
13 posted on
01/15/2009 2:50:37 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: BGHater
Ram’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes, however.
14 posted on
01/15/2009 2:55:21 PM PST by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: BGHater
I suppose next they’ll tell us that groundhogs can’t predict the onset of spring...
15 posted on
01/15/2009 3:00:11 PM PST by
Flycatcher
(Strong copy for a strong America)
To: BGHater
“Cows can’t detect earthquakes: Official”
I’m relieved, because if they could, they’d probably want a raise.
To: BGHater
Ok, so why chose to monitor the earthquake detection prowess of COWS vs. some other species? I’d bet good money it was for all the wrong reasons. Most likely, they found that the domesticated cow was the only animal slow enough and docile enough to endure their monitoring equipment and not damage it.
Have you ever spent any time around cows? Insects may not be as bright but I challenge you to name a dumber mammal than the domesticated bovine.
OTOH, they can be tasty if grilled to a nice medium rare.
17 posted on
01/15/2009 3:02:22 PM PST by
cheee
(Vegetarian: Old Indian word for 'bad hunter'...)
To: BGHater
Crap. There goes my investment in the seismicattle business.
21 posted on
01/15/2009 3:32:59 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: BGHater
“Moo...”
[rumble!]
“...Mooo...”
22 posted on
01/15/2009 3:34:25 PM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: BGHater
Cows can't detect earthquakes: OfficialGee, what a coincidence . . . . . neither can most geologists!!
/sarc
23 posted on
01/15/2009 3:37:36 PM PST by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: BGHater
CORRECTION: Half of all cows cannot predict earthquakes.

24 posted on
01/15/2009 3:39:00 PM PST by
stormer
To: BGHater

i'm no sizemologist but, i doubt heavy equipment makes the long wave vibration thats possible before an event.
26 posted on
01/15/2009 4:22:14 PM PST by
Chode
(American Hedonist -)
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