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1 posted on 01/15/2009 2:30:25 PM PST by BGHater
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Well there is still plenty of reports of dogs, horses and birds that seemed to indicate that they knew something was coming.. who knows?


2 posted on 01/15/2009 2:32:28 PM PST by Mmogamer (<This space for lease>)
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Does this study taking into account for cow-tipping?


3 posted on 01/15/2009 2:32:53 PM PST by truemiester ((If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years))
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Utterly cool.


5 posted on 01/15/2009 2:35:01 PM PST by bmwcyle (I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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I don’t know if this is satire or not. However, why cows? I think dogs or birds may be more sensitive to changes in nature...


7 posted on 01/15/2009 2:35:21 PM PST by paudio (Conservatism is a word with various meanings. To win, we need unified issue and message.)
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They actually don’t know that there’s a quake until they feel the earth mooove.


8 posted on 01/15/2009 2:38:40 PM PST by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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Maybe they are annoyed at having their owners taxed for flatulence.
9 posted on 01/15/2009 2:44:12 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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thereby thwarting any possibility of deploying bovine imminent earthquake detectors in seismic hotspots.

Bovine imminent earthquake detectors. I need a grant...
10 posted on 01/15/2009 2:44:48 PM PST by allmost
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We were three miles from the epicenter of the Northridge quake in 1994, and our cat sat in his “safe spot” the entire day before and would not move even to eat. He did it once before, too, so we knew a bad one was coming.


11 posted on 01/15/2009 2:48:17 PM PST by TheOldLady
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Well, I’m glad we answered that important question. I wonder if ants can detect earthquakes? Maybe we need to spend another few hundred thousand researching that.


12 posted on 01/15/2009 2:48:47 PM PST by Brilliant
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Cows can't detect earthquakes

Penguins can time-travel though. I've heard "various reports of numerous incidents."

Although, it may have been the same incident happening at multiple times, considering.

13 posted on 01/15/2009 2:50:37 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Ram’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes, however.


14 posted on 01/15/2009 2:55:21 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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I suppose next they’ll tell us that groundhogs can’t predict the onset of spring...


15 posted on 01/15/2009 3:00:11 PM PST by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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“Cows can’t detect earthquakes: Official”

I’m relieved, because if they could, they’d probably want a raise.


16 posted on 01/15/2009 3:01:19 PM PST by Constitutions Grandchild
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Ok, so why chose to monitor the earthquake detection prowess of COWS vs. some other species? I’d bet good money it was for all the wrong reasons. Most likely, they found that the domesticated cow was the only animal slow enough and docile enough to endure their monitoring equipment and not damage it.

Have you ever spent any time around cows? Insects may not be as bright but I challenge you to name a dumber mammal than the domesticated bovine.

OTOH, they can be tasty if grilled to a nice medium rare.


17 posted on 01/15/2009 3:02:22 PM PST by cheee (Vegetarian: Old Indian word for 'bad hunter'...)
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Crap. There goes my investment in the seismicattle business.


21 posted on 01/15/2009 3:32:59 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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“Moo...”
[rumble!]
“...Mooo...”


22 posted on 01/15/2009 3:34:25 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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Cows can't detect earthquakes: Official

Gee, what a coincidence . . . . . neither can most geologists!!



/sarc

23 posted on 01/15/2009 3:37:36 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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CORRECTION: Half of all cows cannot predict earthquakes.


24 posted on 01/15/2009 3:39:00 PM PST by stormer
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i'm no sizemologist but, i doubt heavy equipment makes the long wave vibration thats possible before an event.
26 posted on 01/15/2009 4:22:14 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist -)
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