[allmendream]

You think the government needs to PAY people to scoff at UFO kooks who try to tie it all into a pseudo-Christian mythology of fallen angels, time travel, and alien life forms?

SCOFF!

[Quix]

I see your research into the topic is close to or equal to

0.000000000000000000000001%

Credible sources assert that Carl Sagan was such a paid government shill.

[js1138]

Don’t scoff. I know three people, secret government agents, who made their living by wearing alien suits, abducting people, and submitting them to anal probes. Sometimes these probes included coffee enemas.

They’re retired now, but sometimes they can’t resist the urge to freelance.

They figure they’re doing good, because their abductees never get cancer.

[ZX12R]

You think the government needs to PAY people to scoff at UFO kooks who try to tie it all into a pseudo-Christian mythology of fallen angels, time travel, and alien life forms?

Wow! You just described my dream job. And a six figure salary would make it positively orgasmic.