This IS satire, right?
In Outliers, Malcolm Gladwell pointed out that effort alone in taking the TIMMS international math and science test was a predictor of the score of a student. The number of questions answered correlated almost absolutely to the number of questions a student answered. The more questions answered, the higher the score. It’s all about endurance and effort.
But in this case, I’m gonna make an exception. Put down the cube and get busy on the universe, sir.
Reminds me of the guy who found Nixon’s face in a potato. Cliff Claven if I remember rightly. Yeesh.