[NicknamedBob]

Good Ev-en-ing! (That always reminds me of Alfred Hitchcock. But these days, it actually sounds more like Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.)

So many people want to connect audacious with the new President, simply because he used that word. You know, that one, that word.

Actually, he needs a new word, a word for him alone. Something to celebrate his uniquity.

So, hats off, everyone who attends the inauguration ceremony, to the nation's first smugnacious President.

[Gabz]

And don’t forget the VP plugnacious!