Now there's a freudian slip if ever I've seen one!
Posted on 01/13/2009 12:26:34 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
Nice assets.
Parents must really be proud.
For the sake of argument lets say that the worlds most beautiful and talented hooker costs $100,000 a night. For 3.7 mill you can buy 37 nights of fun, as compared to 1 night with an average looking girl with no experience. Even if you settled for an executive level hooker for a mere $5000 a night, you get 740 nights of fun (more if you consider the yearly interest on 3.7 M). Not a difficult choice in my view. Some people have more money than sense.
Now there's a freudian slip if ever I've seen one!
Knowing I must have disappointed her,
I asked “Baby what is wrong?”.
She said “Look we used it just one
night and it is worn out”.
I had to rise to the occasion.
I am a male. I lost mine on my sixteenth birthday. (22 years ago). Before we engaged, my girlfriends last words to me was you are going to regret this. I shrugged it off.
She was right.
I wonder how Obama will tax her income and can she file it as capital gains :-)
$3.8m
I hope the “winner” is some 400 lb. guy who doesn’t bathe or brush his teeth for a month before getting together with her.
I wonder what a man would really expect in return for that amount of money.
The article said — “A 22-year-old woman’s quest to auction off her virginity has snared hundreds of bidders, including one who says he’ll pay $3.8 million to seal the deal - but only if he can tape the magic moment.”
Ahhh..., this guy is going to make a “business deal” off her “business deal”... LOL...
I imagine he figures to make a lot of money selling the DVD or streaming it on the Internet for “pay to see”...
She’s a virgin alright. Just look at the demure pose. s/
The following person has been known to post on the internet as a 22-year-old woman under the assumed name of "Natalie Dylan":
A word to the wise is sufficient.
An oldie, attributed to Winston Churchill and Lady Astor.
Watta hag! Guilty!
YIKES! That pic gets me everytime!
Every one who bids is a disgusting human being and the whore who is selling herself is no different!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
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