It is hard to take them seriously when they still refer to the Brontosaurus. Other than children's coloring books, no one has called the Apatosaurus that in decades.
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I hate stupid questions! NO, do the math!
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I thought dinosaurs were treyf?
and the flat earth is orbited by the rest of the universe ...
It is hard to take them seriously when they still refer to the Brontosaurus. Other than children's coloring books, no one has called the Apatosaurus that in decades.
Someone is poaching on your province. I thought you had the lock on creationism posts.
Dinosaurs were long gone by a few million years before the first man ever walked the face of the earth. But I do wonder if the snail darter was on the ark?
So on Noah’s Ark they where some Raptors aboard and they didn’t cause any damage?? Ok..
NO! They died in Genesis 1:2.
No ... dinosaurs were not on the Ark. When God told him to gather two of every land animal, the term “non-extinct” was implied.
Duh.
SnakeDoc.
Counting down to a picture of Helen Thomas being posted in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....
Dinosaur DNA or embryos could have been onboard if they were meant to be
The world is preparing another “Noah’s Ark” for plant life to try to survive the next catastrophe. For all we know there are similar preservation repositories for animal and human life.
If “Planet X” swings by in 2012, some are planning to try and be prepared.
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/29jul_planetx.htm
http://www.detailshere.com/niburu.htm
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/145931/norway_reveals_design_of_modern_day.html?cat=7
Noah was pretty smart. He took baby animals on the ark with him. Since dinosaurs were just overgrown lizards..... You anti-creation people are funny.
While many animals were on Noah's Ark, they had all finished evolving from dinosaurs millions of years before the Great (Local) Flood which wiped out the human civilizations populating the Middle East of the time. With few exceptions these animals were very similar to the animals that we have today.
Silly literalism bump.
A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen.
And they ran about and played while the Earth was being born,
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
The Lord seen some sinning and it caused Him pain.
And He said, “Stand back, I’m going to make it rain!”
He said, “Hey, Brother Noah, I’ll tell you what to do,
Go and build me a floating zoo,”
“and take some”.......
“Green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born.
Don’t you forget My unicorns.”
Old Noah was there to answer the call,
He finished up the ark just as the rain started to fall.
Then he marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they came through,
“Hey Lord,”
“I’ve got green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I’m so forlorn,
I just can’t find no unicorns!”
And Noah looked out through the driving rain,
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pourin’,
Oh, them silly unicorns!
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Noah cried, “Close the door because it’s starting to storm,
And we just can’t wait for those unicorns!”
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide,
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,
That’s why you never see unicorns to this very day.
You’ll see some green alligators and long-necked geese,
Lots of humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born,
You’re never gonna see a unicorn!
I used to find these crevo threads interesting but mostly for the arguments that ensue. I've never quite figured out why a Creationist would assume the Bible was written as a science manual - and I'm a Creationist.
One animal, the reem, Noah could not take into the ark. On account of its huge size it could not find room therein. Noah therefore tied it to the ark, and it ran on behind.[34] Also, he could not make space for the giant Og, the king of Bashan. He sat on top of the ark securely, and in this way escaped the flood of waters. Noah doled out his food to him daily, through a hole, because Og had promised that he and his descendants would serve him as slaves in perpetuity.[35]
The flood was produced by a union of the male waters, which are above the firmament, and the female waters issuing from the earth.[39] The upper waters rushed through the space left when God removed two stars out of the constellation Pleiades. Afterward, to put a stop to the flood, God had to transfer two stars from the constellation of the Bear to the constellation of the Pleiades. That is why the Bear runs after the Pleiades. She wants her two children back, but they will be restored to her only in the future world.[40]
There were other changes among the celestial spheres during the year of the flood. All the time it lasted, the sun and the moon shed no light, whence Noah was called by his name, "the resting one," for in his life the sun and the moon rested. The ark was illuminated by a precious stone, the light of which was more brilliant by night than by day, so enabling Noah to distinguish between day and night.[41]
GEN 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
GEN 7:10 And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth.
ISA 30:26 Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun, and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days, in the day that the LORD bindeth up the breach of his people, and healeth the stroke of their wound.
You have got to be kidding me. If you believe this stuff, then you have abandoned reason. Seriously, folks. Come on!