Beam me to Planet Gore !
The Feel Good Party of the Year!!!
Come and Party With Everything You are Used to and be told that the Party is Carbon Neutral based on some bizzare calculation.
What a load of bull-you-know-what!!!
hmmmmm... I give up. What do you call that goat that is used to lead all the sheep into the slaughter house?
(awaiting punchline!)
> You can reduce your impact on our environment by choosing to attend The Green Ball.
Balls to that!
ah, think I’ll pass
It resembles a toilet seat cover.....
Someone should take pictures to see what kind of cars the guests would arrive in for this party..
It makes sense...green is the Muslim color.
My house will be an Obama-free zone next Tuesday. I think I’ll schedule a colonoscopy since my wallet will be getting one anyway....
They should call it the BROWN Inaugural Ball— for all of the brown nosing MSM reporters who helped elect this guy and who will continue to suck up to him after he is sworn in.
Appropriate for 0bama seeing as green is the color of Islam....
Riddle #2: Who is half white, half black, all red, and will soon have green balls?
What a load of manure, organic and environmentally correct of course.
They could all better serve the environment if every one of them voluntarily buried themselves and ceased breathing. Think of the tremendous reduction in greenhouse gasses if each of their carbon footprints was reduced to zero.
But no, these selfish environmentalist bastards will not take the lead and will attend this ball thus continuing their breathing, farting and generally stinking up the environment for the rest of us.
The green ball. costs twice as much, delivers half the punch, be sure to have a sweater handy for the bare back gowns because the heat will be turned off. Bicycle valet parking available.
Nobody plays with Green balls! But this event may be real fun to play with.