Really, big... 
you know you cannot believe anything you read on the internet!
You asked me out... 
over the internet! Said you were sterile!
Hey, that's not mine! I do the Swirl... 
clockwise like Puddy does!
See, Arthur, every time you get out of "Seinfeld"... 
they pull you back in!
At least you didn't make love to her... 
wearing my puffy pirate shirt!
No, but I did... 
wear your hat and medals.