LOL.. our female cat is named Pandora but unofficially, her name is Pandora Bi**h. Our male cat is Marius, I just call him Little Dude.
I named my dog Damascus.
And so when I holler for her I yell “Come here Dumb ass cus!”
We have Smokey, Spooky, Shadow, Scoobie and Roxie . . .AKA: Graybutt, Blackbutt, Black, white and tanbutt, Black and whitebutt and Redbutt. :-}
I have a dog named Little Dude. We just call him Dude. My grandson calls him Dukie. LOL