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Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar --- and Makes Him Clean Her Home!
PR-USA ^ | 3 January , 2009 | NA

Posted on 01/07/2009 6:58:18 AM PST by marktwain

LOS ANGELES, CA. (January 3, 2009) A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with -- quite literally.

Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house.

"Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," Aniston reportedly said.

Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said.

"Jenifer caught the thief red-handed in her home," Burke said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had Jennifer’s hat sitting right on his head."

Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.

"She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor," Burke said.

When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

"This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," Aniston said incredulously. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."

Police arrested Bruce 2 p.m. Friday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Los Angeles County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.

Aniston is neighbors on the street with her best friend, the actress Courtney Cox of the sit-com "Friends," and her husband, David Arquette.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: aniston; banglist; california; hoax; homedefense
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To: melancholy

sry man should be an, man=an


121 posted on 01/07/2009 5:38:13 PM PST by KingNo155
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To: marktwain

Other than the name of the victim this is the same story about another older women. so I have my doubts about the story.


122 posted on 01/07/2009 5:40:48 PM PST by fernwood (those who sacrifice freedom for safety, get neither)
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To: marktwain

Is this story true, Jennifer Aniston was wielding a gun?

I wonder if this is in any way related to that movie DERAILED?


123 posted on 08/02/2009 8:44:51 AM PDT by Osnome (Moderation In All Things)
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To: subterfuge
>>”This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” Aniston said incredulously.
“raise sand”? Doesn't sound like the Jen (with hubby B Pitt) who told the Bush daughter to “go have a F*cking beer”
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Do you know if that story is true?
Sounds like innuendo to me.

124 posted on 08/02/2009 8:48:52 AM PDT by Osnome (Moderation In All Things)
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To: maggief

Appears Jen was watching Seinfeld’s “Jerry” pilot.


125 posted on 08/02/2009 8:49:03 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Journalistically, what is the significance or relevance to the last sentence in that story?

Could have easily been "moon made out of cheese" and the reaction of *some* Freepers would not have been stymied. 'Actress pulls gun on robber' is all they need to read, whether it really occurred makes no difference, they grabbed the red meat, shook it in their mouths and swallowed it whole.


...sorta like the birth certificate

126 posted on 08/02/2009 9:01:38 AM PDT by jla
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To: Osnome

The story has been pretty well debunked.


127 posted on 08/02/2009 9:28:30 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: bmwcyle

More mess to clean up. Please pay attention :-)


128 posted on 08/02/2009 9:33:50 AM PDT by rabidralph (http://www.thealaskafundtrust.com/ http://www.sarahpac.com)
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To: Osnome

It’s true. Jen and Bradley Pitt were at some awards show and ran into the one Bush daughter who’d been in trouble for under age drinking and Jen reportedly told her to “go have a f#cking beer.” I don’t think she denies having said that.


129 posted on 08/03/2009 9:04:54 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: subterfuge; marktwain
>>It’s true. Jen and Bradley Pitt were at some awards show and ran into the one Bush daughter who’d been in trouble for under age drinking and Jen reportedly told her to “go have a f#cking beer.” I don’t think she denies having said that.
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marktwain says the story has been pretty much well debunked.

The story seems like hearsay to me.
The one story that has been confirmed is an interview she gave to RollingStone in early 2001 one where she states that George Bush is a f@k!ng !diot.
She is typical of Hollywood in that attitude!

130 posted on 08/03/2009 10:46:17 AM PDT by Osnome (Moderation In All Things)
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To: marktwain

This whole story sounds kind of fishy to me.

I still cannot forget the rude remark she made about President Bush way back in 2001(before 9-11)

Personally I think Rebecca Romijn is nicer!

Then again I think Paris Hilton is a nice girl..


131 posted on 08/03/2009 10:50:42 AM PDT by Osnome (Moderation In All Things)
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