[exit82]

Ain’t it a cwying shame? :)

Vewy cowwect. Can't get enough of that authentic frontier gibberish!

[trisham]

Here I stand, the goddess of desire

Set men on fire

I have this power.

Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing

Some quick womancing

And then a shower.

Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me

They always hound me, with one wequest.

Who can satisfy their lustful habits?

I'm not a wabbit...