A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a purple hat, purple pants, a yellow sweater, and some white shoes.”
The clerk says, “Are you a Vikings fan?”
“Yes,” replies the man, “How did you guess, by the color combination?”
“No,” answers the clerk, “because this is a hardware store.”
The Beer Prayer...
Our Lager, Which Art In Barrels,
Hallowed Be Thy Drink,
Thy Will Be Drunk, I Will Be Drunk,
At Home As I Am In The Tavern.
Give Us This Day, Our Foamy Head,
And Forgive Us Our Spillages,
As We Forgive Those, Who Spill Against Us,
And Lead Us Not To Incarceration,
But Deliver Us From Hangovers,
For Thine Is The Beer,
The Bitter And The Lager,
Forever And Ever,
Barmen.