Come back after your Red Hat Luncheon and jabber at us. I have missed you too!
LOL. Your post was so funny! I could hear the frustration punctuating every sentence. ;-)
Sorry, didn't mean to laugh at your frustrating experience trying to get on FR yesterday. As they say, I was laughing with you, not at you. ;-)
We've all had those frustrating times and usually can later look back on them and smile, if not laugh. We are all so hopeless addicted to this place and we need our FRiends here! So, I am laughing in sympathy. LOL
You could use a hug, I think....