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Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

~~~~~~ Ta Da ~~~~~~



369 posted on 01/05/2009 11:30:06 AM PST by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy
LOL :)
Beautiful picture!
408 posted on 01/06/2009 3:55:41 AM PST by GodBlessUSA ( God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: JustAmy

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

In review of all the posts of the past two weeks I am so blessed to be here...

God Bless Our Troops.


415 posted on 01/06/2009 5:28:05 AM PST by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: JustAmy

;o)


416 posted on 01/06/2009 5:58:26 AM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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