[Billie]

You two have had me laughing at your monkey/accordion posts!

[lonestar]

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Memo to self:

Never, ever polka with a rhesus monkey!