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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
Happy New Year News Break... Ken Brockman reporting--

President-Elect Obama is starting the new year off... walking back from Hawaii for his Inauguration.

Film... at 11!

The Party's still going on ya'll!

The pizza... is on me, gang!

The beer... is on me!

The Bambi Stew... is on the house!

Tribble Hors-d'oevres... are on me!

The Pork Chops... are on me!

The turkeys... are on WKRP!

Cats... no on us!

The Fickle Lady Fingers... are on us!

The Cigars... are on me!

The Pantyhose... are on me!

The senate seat... is on me!

The orgasm... is on me!

Rats! I wanted... to give the orgasms!

Gadzooks! I certainly... did not need to hear that!

I told you... to not call me Shirley this year!

92 posted on 01/01/2009 5:42:57 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
Well Bender, If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
94 posted on 01/01/2009 6:18:58 AM PST by big'ol_freeper (Gen. George S. Patton to Michael Moore... American Carol: "I really like slapping you.")
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To: Bender2

Happy New Year!!

Orgasms for everyone!!


103 posted on 01/01/2009 9:58:58 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

Happy New Year, Bender! Keep those posts coming-especially around Jan. 20!


104 posted on 01/01/2009 11:38:27 AM PST by tanuki (Summum ius summa injuria. (The more law, the less justice))
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