And, if you’re using Idaho potatoes for example, you could be charged with bringing a potato across state lines for immoral purposes.
Btw, I’m pretty sure that somewhere, a Democrat is working on a law to require the registration of all potatoes.
If he's bringing them in for lascvious sea creatures, it could be bringing a potato across state lines for immoral porpoises. Then again, if they never die, it could be bringing a potato across state lines for immortal porpoises.
Oh, geeze, someone shoot me now!