Ah, I get it. You *are* a lawyer, or the son of a lawyer, or are in some sort of parasite-on-a-parasite relationship with a lawyer. Gay lover maybe?
BTW, in general terms, lawyers are never successful: They are, at best, simply wealthy at the expense of the productive. They only become truly successful when they leave jurisprudence and do something moral and productive, like run a talk show.
And a little personal advice: It's never to late to turn straight, big boy.
Bye, Newbie.