The rule of law has been replaced by the rule of lawyers.
That would make a good tag line.
True. If you want to know what is wrong with America, pick up any Yellow Pages phone book and find the section listing "Doctors" (or in some books: "Physicians"). Find the beginning and end of the section and measure the results between your thumb and forefinger.
Now, do the same for "Lawyers". If you wish, you may use another finger to gauge the results. You'll probably want to. Then, look at the back cover and see what type of business is advertised there. Injured? Of course you are...