[Zero Sum]

I did not read this article, nor am I going to.

I decided not read it when I saw who wrote it.

I decided to comment on an article that I did not read because after I saw who wrote it, I immediately saw your screen name. It put a huge grin on my face.

I will not share your pain, but hopefully you can share my amusement. :)

[I got the rope]

I’m here to please.