Story posted on a blog with no links to anything. Yup, I’m going to believe this.
Yeah - and a google search only comes up with other blogs that reference this Hair Balls article. This might be one of those “fake but accurate” stories. For the sake of the little girl - I hope so.
Arrested three weeks later for "assaulting a public official": It's "plead guilty to a reduced charge, we'll agree to no penalty, and this all goes away"