I agree with your top 5 crappiest and would add (and I know I’ll get flamed for this)...anything by The Chipmunks!!! They make me flee the area like I was on fire.
The stupid “Feed the World” song, you know the British “We Are the World” is right up there, too.
Flame you? I'd flame you if you didn't hate Alvin and the Chipmunks! That nasal atonal little rodent choir have upset me for years.