I’m sorry that you obviously must have had a bad experience with a dog(s) at some point. However, your description is wide of the mark when it comes to my Shiba Inu! She only drools outside when she smells the scent another dog left, she rarely barks, she doesn’t jump on people (in fact, you have to MAKE her put her paws on your lap!), and her breath is fine for a dog - she eats organic dogfood!
I like dogs...no bad experiences....had a few growing up...big and small dogs. The organic food must help the breath and i know there are doggie mints out there too and it’s nice that your dog doesn’t jump on people....but cats still are the best! >^..^<