[theDentist]

Can't help you much, but I have seem lots of true-life cop shows where pepper spray meant nothing to a meth-crazed loony. You may wish to add to your list that spraying a drug-addled attacker may only make him mad.

Perhaps a candy-gram would suffice? Mongo like candy

[LTCJ]

Mongo like candy

And you call yourself a dentite. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!