[egannacht]

Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

[weegee]

Didn’t George Costanza get fired from some job and keep going into the office anyway?

[RichInOC]

I remember reading about a sexual-battery-on-a-child case down in Florida where the forty-something woman had supposedly been doing the deed with an eight-to-eleven-year-old boy. The woman looked, and by God, I wish I were kidding, like Milton’s twin sister. I feel sorry for the kid.