The Mustang Ranch and The $750 billion bail-out
Back in 1990, the Federal Government seized The Mustang Ranch Brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.
They failed and it CLOSED! Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and $850+ Billion Dollars to a pack of nit-wits who couldn’t make money running a whore house and selling booze.
Now, if that don’t make you nervous, what does?
WOOHOO!!!!
Happy Christmas everyone...
Two words:
White Bronco.
Don’t know if this has been posted already, but it made me laugh.
Happy Friday all.
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and
Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good
advice.
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so
that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co.
Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Alright, this video made me laugh in a twisted and demented sort of way ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T-tOh1hMCs
*present*
