[DManA]

When do you intend to tell your 10 year old?

What do you intend to tell him when he asks, what else are you lying to me about?

[incredulous joe]

what else are you lying to me about?

Don't trouble yourself with it, D. You're a joyless prude.

How long have you been arguing so forcefully against the existence of a fictional being?

I feel the fun getting sucked from my bones by sheer virtue of being on this thread with you.