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Mets acquire Putz from Mariners
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| 12/10/08
| Tim Brown
Posted on 12/10/2008 9:04:31 PM PST by kenavi
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On that team, it is already hard to tell one Putz from another.
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:04:32 PM PST
by
kenavi
To: kenavi
On that team, it is already hard to tell one Putz from another. Isn't there some sort of FR "the jokes write themselves" rule? May I propose one? (LOL -- ;) )
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:08:27 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: kenavi
One would think with such a name a change might be considered but who knows maybe he is proud of it.
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:22:32 PM PST
by
xp38
To: kenavi
Now you’re going to tell us he uses the initials JJ because he’s embarrassed that his first name is Johnson?
Well, he has a long way to go to match the career of NASCAR legend Dick Trickle.
To: kenavi
Huh? What are the Mets doing, hoarding closers?
To: Charles Henrickson; kenavi; mikrofon
Another Great Headline of 2008
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:26:25 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(To be traded for two Shmucks to be named later)
To: xp38
One would think with such a name a change might be considered...
...could be worse.
To: kenavi
Mets acquire Putz from Mariners
Got Wood?
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:27:55 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(To be traded for two Shmucks to be named later)
To: kenavi
The proverbial “Putz with ears”
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:29:10 PM PST
by
hometoroost
(Put not your trust in princes...in whom there is no help...happy is he whose hope is in the Lord.)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
hehe....Mariners seem to attract them
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:36:21 PM PST
by
xp38
To: kenavi
The Rangers will field their usual all-Putz team next season...
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:37:23 PM PST
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: kenavi
Didn’t know that you could buy a putz on the open market.
Now, can we buy some balls for that putz Sen. Chuckie Schumer? Oh, sorry, I meant a brain.
Balls? No, Hillary already has them - Bill’s in a lockbox.
Harry Reid needs a woody. Gov. Spitzer had both balls and a putz and look what happened to him.
John Kerry - Now there is a perfect example of a putz, and a Massachusetts putz to boot.
Guess the theme song of this blog is “Putzing on the ritz.”
It’s late: What do you want for free?
To: kenavi
as a huge mets fan let me say, THANK GOD!
heilman is gone! yeah! have fun wherever you end up, loser! love endy though. too bad he had to go.
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:42:28 PM PST
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: kenavi
Mets acquire Putz from MarinersPretty much describes every trade the Texas Rangers have made over the years.
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posted on
12/10/2008 9:42:35 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(I hate Illinois Marxists)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
...or worst
To: Disciplinemisanthropy
Ha ha...Rusty's the best. Here's a few more. The last one sounds like a Bond Girl.


To: kenavi; potlatch; devolve; PhilDragoo
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posted on
12/10/2008 10:16:56 PM PST
by
ntnychik
To: BookmanTheJanitor
A while ago Beaver college could no longer take the jokes and snickering and changed their name to Arcadia college.
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posted on
12/10/2008 10:23:21 PM PST
by
xp38
To: Lancey Howard
More like cloning hosers, evidently.
;^)
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posted on
12/10/2008 10:36:26 PM PST
by
SAJ
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
...falling over laughing...great post!
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posted on
12/10/2008 10:37:47 PM PST
by
SAJ
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