Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich (As seen on Ebay )
Patterson, 79, stumbled upon the rock when walking through the woods in West Virginia in 1996. She found it near a stream, where water had apparently poured over it and formed the image of a veiled Mary cradling the baby Jesus in her arms.
"I expect to get a lot of money," she said. "This is a rock. It's not like it's a piece of cheese."
LOL!