Though that one’s good in a way because it inspired the nickname Howie Carr gave to Patrick Kennedy
(my parody lyrics)
My father was a drunk old man
I could see him with a Chivas in his hand
He put a blonde in the pond
Didn’t think he did anything wrong
Never spent any time in jail
Got re-elected without fail
Oh life’s not easy for a Kennedy
The pills and the booze and the broads you see
One night Daddy took me to his dying bed
Poured himself a Chivas and with tears he said
He said, Patches I’m dependin’ on you son
To pull the family through, my son it’s all left up to you