[dighton]

Congratulations! You win the “Thread Title of the Year” Award!

At the very least, a strong contender.

[MozarkDawg]

Of the 355 responses, 161 reported symptoms such as diarrhoea and vomiting following the event.

It said the heavy overnight rain was likely to have contributed to the outbreak by increasing the amount of liquid mud on the course.

Oh, the irony.