Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

AP on Yahoo ^ | 12/4/08 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

[r9etb]

Assaulted with a burger ... what the story doesn’t say is that it used to be a sausage. Hell, any guy would be mad after that....

[freespirited]

Excellent idea, but don't you think before that there should be some sort of government commission to hold hearings?

You are soooooooo right. Obviously the victim here should be the first witness.