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Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
AP on Yahoo ^ | 12/4/08 | AP

Posted on 12/04/2008 5:47:23 PM PST by NormsRevenge

VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: allegedly; assaults; burger; girlfriend; lovehurts
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To: USMCPOP

21 posted on 12/04/2008 6:34:10 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: freespirited
And a government program that gives grants to people who conduct seminars on how to contain your anger when you feel like throwing cheeseburgers.

Excellent idea, but don't you think before that there should be some sort of government commission to hold hearings?

22 posted on 12/04/2008 6:39:11 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Grizzled Bear

23 posted on 12/04/2008 6:43:24 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: Mr. Mojo

Please upgrade your account! Make the check payable to me.


24 posted on 12/04/2008 6:44:27 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: NormsRevenge

“the man again took the McDonald’s sandwich and put it on her face.”

Whatever turns you on, buddy.


25 posted on 12/04/2008 6:55:39 PM PST by Brilliant
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Florida sweet potato pie and cookie flingers face charges
26 posted on 12/04/2008 6:58:08 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom

Man, I hate it when cheeseburgers go around attacking people!


27 posted on 12/04/2008 7:22:46 PM PST by QBFimi2 (Ve are the New World Order; ve bring to the world dis-order. Spike Jones, 1943.)
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To: Impy

I didn’t know that cheeseburgers could inflict bodily harm.


28 posted on 12/04/2008 7:59:56 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (If Islam conquers the world, the Earth will be at peace because the human race will be killed off.)
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To: Kirkwood

Classic! Good recall!


29 posted on 12/04/2008 9:21:54 PM PST by JennysCool (Internet Powerhouse)
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To: Daffynition
David McDonald


30 posted on 12/05/2008 1:55:06 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: NormsRevenge

31 posted on 12/05/2008 2:10:00 AM PST by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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To: Kirkwood

I should’a scrolled...


32 posted on 12/05/2008 2:17:22 AM PST by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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33 posted on 12/05/2008 5:34:11 AM PST by Girlene (I'm Loving it)
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To: Girlene

How long did it take you to find?


34 posted on 12/05/2008 5:43:50 AM PST by lilycicero (Or is it homemade? Biggie Size Lovin It)
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To: lilycicero
Not long. More cheeseburger fun.


35 posted on 12/05/2008 5:53:23 AM PST by Girlene
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To: NormsRevenge
It probably started out this way.
36 posted on 12/05/2008 5:54:30 AM PST by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: lilycicero
And one more, just for the fun of it....


37 posted on 12/05/2008 6:02:59 AM PST by Girlene
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To: NormsRevenge
If it was one of these cheeseburgers, it's definitely a felony assault.


38 posted on 12/05/2008 6:25:52 AM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: USMCPOP

THAT’S a whopper!!!


39 posted on 12/05/2008 6:43:10 AM PST by Girlene
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To: Girlene

I like.


40 posted on 12/05/2008 7:11:56 AM PST by lilycicero (Happy Dec 5)
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