Posted on 12/02/2008 4:39:35 PM PST by MovementConservative
OK, so you and your kids have apparently been lucky enough to miss out on this phenomenon, dirty dancing 101: There are two kinds of dancing that could be called ‘dirty’ dancing: grinding and freaking. Grinding refers to a girl rubbing her butt in a guy’s crotch, or vice versa, or two girls (but never two guys) or a whole chain of people. Freaking refers to kids who act like they’re having sex standing up or dry humping, albeit fully clothed, but often complete with hands where they don’t belong and slobbering all over each other’s exposed skin. Lying on the floor like you mentioned has never been a part of it that I’ve seen, and would become pretty unpopular if someone did think of it because it would limit it to two people, and the girls who do such things still care about their dresses more than they care about their self-respect.
So if they aren’t allowed to show up and rub their hairy parts on each other they don’t want to go?
Fine... keep your hairy parts home then.
LOL!
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