In high school I played an IRS agent, a greek statue and a crab in various plays. Later on I played a guy who was boffing his stepmother and conspiring with her to knock off his dad, and a barely literate trailer park denizen.
Apparently I’m better at this, since (except for living in a trailer park) I can’t imagine doing a single one of those things for real.
Sorry, that should have read “Apparently I’m better at this than Natalie”