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wo0t! fridayish!
Hooray!
you post a sillyness thread on puns when nuke is on the road and can’t post?
smart move :)
I would change that to "overHERD"...
Oh careful - you might not live this one down! :-D
Have a GREAT Thanksgiving Lucky! *HUG*
Gobble gobble. Happy Thanksgiving to all. Despite what we are going to have to endure in the next couple years, we still have a lot to be thankful for and we should do whatever we can to protect it.
(...what a nice surprise to see a Wednesday Sillines issue)
LOL! Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Tofurky Day!6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this ..
I’m an idiot and I needed company ...
Years go by.....
John has since married and had a little boy and they were now visiting a zoo in the big city, a big treat for them.
As they worked their way from attraction to attraction they came upon the elephant exhibit. Sure enough, this huge male elephant came forward and stood within ten feet of them, looking down with what seem like a smile, the huge elephant, playfully tossed it's trunk back and forth as though waving to John.
John, now overcome with emotions is positive the huge beast is the very same he encounter years ago, and as fate would have it, brought both of them together again.
John tells his son that's the same elephant I told you.. the story, so so many times, and once again, against his better judgment, climbs the fence and slowly approaches the beast, the elephant takes notice and slowly approaches, almost child like, wraps his trunk around Johns legs, picks him up and slams John to the ground, stomps his head like a grape, and throws the now lifeless body through the bars of the cage. It must have been a different elephant.
Confucius say: man who walk sideways through turnstile go to bangkok.
Subject: Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said.
‘Very good!’
Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.’
She heard a loud whisper: ‘F*ck the Indians,’
‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General Custer, 1862.’
At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’
Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’
Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.’
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, “I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008.”