[Daffynition]

[Travis T. OJustice]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1149762/monkey_tells_joke/

[Doogle]

..and when they forget to collect the bill

[PeterFinn]

It’s only fair that the Japanese have monkeys as waiters because we have baboons as politicians.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[CE2949BB]

Didn't you people learn anything from Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes, or the TV show Planet of the Apes?!

[MediaMole]

Monkey waiters? Where are my monkey butlers? I was promised monkey butlers.

[Lazamataz]

Monkey's Used as Waiters

Monkey's what used as waiters?

Monkey's butt? Monkey's head?

[Hatteras]

And don't forget to tip your waitress...

[KeyesPlease]

I guess it is better work than being a trunk monkey:

www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/47/1/

[Alex Murphy]

That is such a bad idea...

[D_Idaho]

I have 3 rules of life that have served me well. I have tried to hand these simple principles down to my children and grandchildren:

1. Never touch a monkey
2. Never let a monkey touch you
3. Never join a religion that was started by a science fiction writer

Works for me.
;-)

[Larry Lucido]

[LiberConservative]

You should see what they do to entertain the customers.

[bmwcyle]

I hope they don't use trunkmonkies.

[KarlInOhio]

After the monkeys get a union.

Can I get another glass of water? Waiter? Waiter?

[GeneralisimoFranciscoFranco]

Trust me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9sRbNRUAc

[Citizen Blade]

Ugh... No, just no. Damn dirty apes touching my food? No frackin’ way.

[SunkenCiv]

Ridiculous. They need to be chained under the table with the hole in the middle, and hand me some chopsticks.