[SmithL]

The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend

Both are penalized for being offsides.

[Dr. Ursus]

I had to check if this article was from the Onion! LOL!

[DemonDeac]

“The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend”

I thought the constitution prohbited cruel and unusual punishment? I’d pick jail.

[RightWingConspirator]

But there was no “Illegal Use of Hands” penalty cited! Could have been a “Holding” penalty though.