To be expected when Garter Belt Imagery is invoked , which is equivalent to putting jet fuel into a Hummvee...the thread now goes everywhere at breakneck speed :-)
Guess I should have rephrased it.
I'm afraid the actual article would be a little disappointing, though. No lace, no foo-foo stuff, and it's not black.
Very utilitarian.
Men with sufficiently fertile imaginations can derive amusement and stimulation from surprisingly mundane sources, given a properly supercharged context.....
Somebody say garter belts? Where? Who? ;)