I'm SO glad I'm not a young woman having to negotiate my way through this maze of metrosexual mush. Mantyhose? Man-scara? Guyliner? OMG, W-T-F???
You said it. I have am married to a true man. You forgot to mention Mandles although I think they are cool and may get one for my brother in law who just bought his first house and lives alone (a slob). http://www.manlymancandlecompany.com/default.asp